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Pretty Demotivational Poster


FEELING SIGNIFICANT? - Don't


TAGS: we are pretty small in the whole scheme
Rating: 4.38/5

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jejeloman - December 1, 2011, 12:25 am
I just feel owned right now... XD 5/5
SgtRock - March 14, 2010, 2:48 pm
Learn something new. Never heard of that last few.
lesterinside - January 27, 2010, 7:35 am
Inspiration to my "Life" moti. Thanks Airman
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:13 pm
thank you space
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 1:12 pm
I can't believe I didn't already vote on this one. It just needs one more.
CANADA - November 18, 2009, 1:10 pm
holy **** he's here!
Airman - November 18, 2009, 1:08 pm
bettlejuice.. beetlejuice.. say it once, say it twice.
Shithead - October 6, 2009, 10:09 pm
Ahhh, this is more like it. 5 lions for you, sir.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:45 am
... for a moment, to truly appreciate how unique our situation seems to be.
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:43 am
I think I know the feeling of which you speak. We have a very useful mental shield that stops us from thinking about the unimaginable scale of the known universe. Otherwise, we'd go totally barmy. But, sometimes, we need to let those shields down...
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:38 am
5 ph**os. too early to count
Airman - October 6, 2009, 11:35 am
no offense taken whatsoever. The planets and stars have always interested me, and sometimes, the vastness is a bit hard to comprehend. This series of 4 ph**os came to me in an email, and I got the same feeling in my stomach that I did when I was young
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:07 am
... not have been your intent, and I apologise if I cause offence, but it merely reminded me of this question of mine. In case its not bleeding obvious, I'm an existentialist, believing there is no meaning in the universe other than what we make...
Immortal_Anarchist - October 6, 2009, 11:03 am
Great Poster, but I've always wondered. Why, exactly, should we feel insignificant just because the universe is so vast? Yes, we should be humble, but there is a big difference between respectful humility and feelings of total insignificance. This may..
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - October 6, 2009, 4:41 am
Bah! The larger stars burn out quicker.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:43 pm
d***! Throw an in on the front.....tnks
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:42 pm
And to this day I haven't had one on the left. Not one. Makes me really feel.......hold on, what's a good word? *Looks up* Oooooo that's it!!
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:39 pm
Ha! Mine average 8, and 24 is my highest. Yeah Airman and LogicDude kick a**. They've got fans. Hell, they probably have groupies.
MO - October 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
100 in a week? 42 votes is my highest. And that's been soaking for a bit more than a week....42? And two of them are....well you know.
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 9:26 pm
Almost 100 votes in a week. The Airman has loads of fans.
amina - October 3, 2009, 9:23 pm
beetlejuice.....HOLY HELL HE'S REAL!!!! jk
MO - October 3, 2009, 7:59 pm
Don't do it.....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:58 pm
beetlejuice....
amina - October 3, 2009, 7:43 pm
beetlejuice
spacedog - October 3, 2009, 5:08 pm
it...It...IT! Nothing... I must be missing something.
Bartimaeus - October 3, 2009, 4:17 pm
Don't f***ing say it three times!
Bort - October 3, 2009, 3:43 pm
Not smart but yes that's how it's pronounced. Like the movie.
_dog - October 3, 2009, 10:46 am
Hey all you shmart guys. Is the 2nd largest is this pic pronounced beetlejuice?
Hoop - October 3, 2009, 10:32 am
"smaller" than what exactly? Antares is one of the biggest stars known. VY Canis Majoris IS this biggest star known.
Kaarox - October 3, 2009, 3:29 am
The beautiful thing is; these are classified as smaller 'colder' suns.
roflcakesilove - October 3, 2009, 2:55 am
my nuts are bigger then Antares
xxx - October 2, 2009, 1:00 pm
Very impressive, I had no idea there were suns that huge. This poster should hang in every science room in every school...
Boot - October 1, 2009, 8:55 pm
VY Canis Majoris is about 2.5 times Antares' diameter. Too cool.
DrEvo82 - October 1, 2009, 11:56 am
That's cool
Solgard - October 1, 2009, 6:38 am
5 lions indeed
KDP3 - October 1, 2009, 4:29 am
my dad is a war veteran! take that Makriev's dad
Makriev - October 1, 2009, 4:12 am
"Oh Yeah? My dad can beat your dad" That was the first thing that came to my mind... crazy huh?
Sean - September 30, 2009, 9:11 pm
This is just beautiful. 5 unjustifiably self-important lions.
KDP3 - September 30, 2009, 8:04 pm
Well Antarces don't have **** on Sol!
spacedog - September 30, 2009, 6:07 pm
Excellent demotivator. (Beetlejuice? Really?)


MARIA OZAWA - Promise, I'll be a Good Girl.


TAGS: marias ozawa ***y yummy pretty
Rating: 3.16/5

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MashiMashi - March 4, 2012, 5:49 pm
after dark


BAD TAN - Oh Yeah, You Know The Ladies Love It




DEMONS -




I FEEL PRETTY - Oh so pretty..I feel pretty and witty and gaayy!* *(not that there's anything wrong with that)


TAGS: pretty
Rating: 4.25/5

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REMEMBER - When playing finders keepers, count how many players are in the game




HUH? -


TAGS: pretty and clueless
Rating: 4.69/5

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mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:07 pm
yeah...sure... I wonder how it is when they begin to think deep...lol


Sweden -


TAGS: cops sweden h** babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

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JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)


SQUIRTLE - Doesn't feel pretty




IT'S ALARMING HOW CHARMING I FEEL... -




EVEN THE NORTHERN LIGHTS - can't pretty-up a Warthog


TAGS: a different kind of pretty
Rating: 3.9/5

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whatukno - June 18, 2010, 7:13 pm
The A-10 is by far one of the most ***y aircraft made. It just exudes kick a**.
phydeaux - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
Any aircraft that is designed AROUND the main gun, rather than just shoving one in is good by me...
LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:08 am
YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY wh*** MOUTHS! That plane is a work of art! *tear*
me4891 - December 22, 2009, 3:34 pm
They are ugly, but they sure do some pretty work.
Airman - December 22, 2009, 2:32 pm
I think I have to agree with you phy
phydeaux - December 22, 2009, 2:21 pm
2 for the plane, and 2 for the sky, but I must disagree sir. The warthog is so ugly it's beautiful...IMHO...


ACHIEVEMENT -


TAGS: this is satire so its sarah palin approved and she is after all pretty freakin retarded
Rating: 3.84/5

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Sean - February 15, 2010, 8:44 pm
The potato one is way funnier, so I really do appreciate the comparison. Thanks. And I sure as hell don't fault anyone who thinks this one is a bit much. But the joke is the change in tone, rather than labelling anyone anything. And it's a demot.
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:32 pm
If you can't laugh at things like this, you're too uptight. Welcome to motifake... when the bell rings, get to class.
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
That was my old favorite Bone!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:31 pm
And that one was hilarious!
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:30 pm
It is right up there with Culo's "I can count to Potato" poster
TheTrashHeap - February 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
Piman by using retarded against timmies it becomes an insult, used this way it is a definition. Which is offensive? Calling timmies retarded is an insult to everyone with down's syndrome. 5 Corky's Sean, I have a new favorite poster.
BoneCD - February 12, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! SeanI don't know how I missed this. Of course, I hope that doesn't mean I'm retarded. 5 happy Poodles!
agdaniele - February 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
Greatness.
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:21 am
5 lions for the tags as well
DreMagnum - February 11, 2010, 10:20 am
Nothing is sacred pieman. This was pretty well written as well.
pieman - February 11, 2010, 10:08 am
Don't normally get offended by this crap but seriosly. Retarded is used for Timmys. Not the actual mentaly handicaped.


BETTER STAND BACK - This Ain't Gonna Be Pretty !!




BURKAS - Like a box of chocolates You never know what you're going to get


TAGS: might be pretty
Rating: 4.5/5

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pickleviper - March 2, 2013, 10:00 am
I went to an Arab strip club once. All the guys were throwing money at the strippers and yelling 'Oi, show us yer face!'
EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:07 am
I'll choose the one on the left.
holymoly - February 28, 2013, 7:19 pm
I think they cut off your head if you look at the back of their box
falloutghoul - February 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Until you look at the back of the box.


PRETTY GIRL, BUT... - You're gonna want to cut me. Right?


TAGS: pretty girl pretty cut
Rating: 4.45/5

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pickleviper - June 7, 2012, 7:08 am
Cutting is bad, m'kay?
Themanofpower - June 7, 2012, 3:02 am
And thats bad how?


A SKELETON RACER - wearing an Angry Beaver helmet named Pain I'm calling my bookie right now


TAGS: pretty badass
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - February 20, 2010, 7:59 am
Great, as always, gil.


EVEN WARTHOGS - like to be pampered now and then


TAGS: i feel pretty
Rating: 4/5

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Jerk - August 9, 2011, 7:37 pm
Yeah, right after she is done she should get back to sammich making
Sidereal - January 28, 2010, 8:10 am
the Warthog as used bt TK'ers the world over ;)
me4891 - January 27, 2010, 12:03 pm
Fricken love that plane. Looking up in the sky, coming in low and slow and watching them tear **** up
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 11:53 am
Beautiful, just beautiful. 5 smoking 30mm craters.


NO MATTER HOW EPIC THE FIGURE... -


TAGS: achilles troy brad pitt pretty punk hollywood
Rating: 3.09/5

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Sean - September 29, 2009, 11:22 pm
Cool poster. And I don't have a problem with the casting choice.
Derek - September 29, 2009, 11:19 pm
In the Odessey, he was sufficiently "pretty" to masquerade as one of the girls at one point, but they found him by throwing some weapons in on a table - and he automatically grabbed one.
Bartimaeus - September 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
I made this. I forgot to log. Please! No anon hating 1 votes!


WEST SIDE STORY - I feel pretty and witty and...




PRETTY PLEASE! O.O - You know you can't resist... How can you say no to this?!


TAGS: pretty please you can t resist kitty
Rating: 2.17/5

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BeautyFromPain - June 12, 2009, 2:13 am
No.


MADNESS TAKES IT'S TOLL -


TAGS: the voices are actually pretty funny
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
"But listen closely; 'Not for very much longer', I've got to keep control"
Bartimaeus - January 8, 2010, 10:51 pm
The lights were low, the booze was cheap, and all the zebras were taken. It was a bad decision; I regret it. I don't think they'll ever let me in that zoo again. 5
GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 10:43 pm
did somebody bang a pea****? why? caption is excellent.


Wearing black -


TAGS: woman pretty model
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:57 pm
I 5Like her!


deep thoughts -


TAGS: pretty sure
Rating: 4.93/5

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Discovery thru experience -


TAGS: that dad was pretty wise
Rating: 4.86/5

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MissPriss - March 15, 2014, 9:35 pm
Nice...5L nice!


The End Result -




AUSTIN, TX -


TAGS: move to austin friendly folks pretty town
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - August 26, 2010, 8:20 pm

I went to college in Austin, TX....great city, strange people. The t-shirts ususlly say "keep Austin wierd"


PLAUSIBLE DENIAL -




BRILLIANCE -


TAGS: a pretty rock is still a rock
Rating: 3.14/5

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Derek - November 1, 2009, 2:11 am
Haar haar - you're getting _really_ good at this.
RONSART - October 31, 2009, 10:27 pm
Great...hope wasn,t stolen, so perfect...lol 5L,s


FAIRY TALES REDUX -




THE BB JESUS -


TAGS: he also told a pretty mean knoch knock joke
Rating: 2.8/5

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Dylan - September 23, 2009, 2:54 pm
WTF??? I guess 3 lions?
Ed-Hyde - September 23, 2009, 7:34 am
5 utterly random lions


HOW OFTEN - do you get to order pancakes by the meter?! You can find some syrup in that trough to your left...




GLOBAL WARMING -




PRETTY ISN'T IT? - BELIEVE ME, ITS A MAN


TAGS: pretty
Rating: 2.3/5

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Traps - April 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
Sometimes you just want to be hit by the Trap.. every higher animal longs for thanatos..
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:07 pm
That's not fair.


Swiss Meds for Ebola -


TAGS: swiss have been pretty quiet
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - October 23, 2014, 8:01 pm
Ack ! Wrong save went out. 'img'.


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